Bob Cesca grieves over what the Tea Party considers patriotic:
“Mitt Romney’s tax returns are off-limits, but Tea Party Nation President Judson Phillips would like for President Obama to prove that he’s not a gay crackhead. Really. [...] Romney has employed teams of accountants, lawyers, and professional, suited scam artists to ensure that America is denied every single penny possible using every trick, every loophole, and every single exception the system allows. And he paid for those accountants, lawyers, and scam artists with money he earned bankrupting companies, screwing people out of their pensions, and sending jobs overseas. No stone has been left un-turned in Mitt Romney’s quest to abuse the system. Highly-decorated economic experts can’t even identify half the stones, nor will anyone be able to unless Romney releases his labyrinthine tax returns.”
The Tea Party / GOP will continue this pathetic attempt to shield their candidate from having his tax returns / wealth / business dealings scrutinized by demanding increasingly ridiculous documents from the President, such as college transcripts (prove he wasn’t a foreign student!) and now medical records (prove he didn’t have anal sex and take drugs!). Un-fucking-believable.
Totally, totally not racist though – right? It’s just information that rightwing conservatives always demand of every (black, Democratic) presidential candidate. “Taxed Enough Already” my ass. That fools no one.
